Spanky deMonkey, ESQ
2009-02-08 01:56:04 UTC
What measekite is: A Fucktard
Invariably, first person detection of third person fucktardation is
immediately followed by denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the
form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid." This differs from the hypothetical
scenario of first person fucktardation detection in that it occurs.
Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable
of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly,
they fail mirrors. So a fucktard is really measekite.
Fucktards post more than 10,000 posts to computer forums, insulting everyone
day after day, week after week, year after year.
There is a great difference between an idiot and a fucktard. For example, an
idiot might accidentally burn your stove with a grease fire. A fucktard will
burn not only your stove, but from putting their hand INTO the fire, they
will proceed to be lit and set your entire house ablaze. Should you suffer
the sympathetic misfortune of being at work when this happens, there is a
high probability that he will burn that, too. Essentially, a fucktard will
burn your life, and he will do so entirely by misadventure. He's that good.
While this must seem a staggering blow, it is important to consider that as
fucktardation is completely arbitrary in expression, a fucktard chef will
almost certainly burn down your home and himself before getting to your job
or your face.
The chief defining characteristic of the fucktard is absolute transparency
of nature to all but the most shit of non-fucktards. A fucktard wears camo
pants with that pattern they made for hiding in places made of fire. To a
fucktard, this is a completely reasonable proposition. Consequently, a
fucktard could typically make himself no more obviously fucktarded by
wearing a spinning strobe light hat while singing Sailor Moon songs into a
megaphone, naked. Fucktardation is at least one-hundred times more likely
than faggotry to produce lose.
Often, fucktards mistake premises for conclusions, and vice versa, resulting
in spectacular demonstrations of ultrafail, a condition whereby feats of
epic failure are made possible. Assuming you speak Queef, a rare gaze into
the mind of the fucktard is possible, but as this yields babblefuck
shit-carnival, many prefer instead to upgrade the fucktard. An excellent
method toward that end is to "prove" some outlandishly false proposition to
the fucktard. This can be almost anything, but the more batshit, the more
fucktard enriching.
One of the most fucktarded things about fucktards is that no matter what you
tell them, they will never know, or believe, that they are fucktarded,
because fucktards are also renowned not to know what fucktardation even is.
This is conventionally attributed to genetic deprecation of An Heroism,
unless the fucktard is also a fag, in which case he is a weapon of god
against mundanes, and only by that grace permitted to live.
Fucktards do not have friends. Not even other fucktards. This is blatantly
evident to most everyone else, but as fucktardation prevents fucktards from
ever interpreting social cues non-fucktardedly, no amount of explicitly
voiced contempt will ever register in a fucktard's mind as genuine
disapproval. Rather, all seemingly disparaging commentary will be
interpreted as veiled accolade, or, at worst, sarcastically rendered
jocularity. The extent to which the latter interpretation describes reality,
however marred by the fucktard's congenital inability to distinguish "with"
from "at," will only confirm to the fucktard that his awesomeness remains
unchallenged.
So well all know that measekite is the vista group fucktard. Welcome
measekite.
Now go fuck yourself.
Invariably, first person detection of third person fucktardation is
immediately followed by denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the
form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid." This differs from the hypothetical
scenario of first person fucktardation detection in that it occurs.
Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable
of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly,
they fail mirrors. So a fucktard is really measekite.
Fucktards post more than 10,000 posts to computer forums, insulting everyone
day after day, week after week, year after year.
There is a great difference between an idiot and a fucktard. For example, an
idiot might accidentally burn your stove with a grease fire. A fucktard will
burn not only your stove, but from putting their hand INTO the fire, they
will proceed to be lit and set your entire house ablaze. Should you suffer
the sympathetic misfortune of being at work when this happens, there is a
high probability that he will burn that, too. Essentially, a fucktard will
burn your life, and he will do so entirely by misadventure. He's that good.
While this must seem a staggering blow, it is important to consider that as
fucktardation is completely arbitrary in expression, a fucktard chef will
almost certainly burn down your home and himself before getting to your job
or your face.
The chief defining characteristic of the fucktard is absolute transparency
of nature to all but the most shit of non-fucktards. A fucktard wears camo
pants with that pattern they made for hiding in places made of fire. To a
fucktard, this is a completely reasonable proposition. Consequently, a
fucktard could typically make himself no more obviously fucktarded by
wearing a spinning strobe light hat while singing Sailor Moon songs into a
megaphone, naked. Fucktardation is at least one-hundred times more likely
than faggotry to produce lose.
Often, fucktards mistake premises for conclusions, and vice versa, resulting
in spectacular demonstrations of ultrafail, a condition whereby feats of
epic failure are made possible. Assuming you speak Queef, a rare gaze into
the mind of the fucktard is possible, but as this yields babblefuck
shit-carnival, many prefer instead to upgrade the fucktard. An excellent
method toward that end is to "prove" some outlandishly false proposition to
the fucktard. This can be almost anything, but the more batshit, the more
fucktard enriching.
One of the most fucktarded things about fucktards is that no matter what you
tell them, they will never know, or believe, that they are fucktarded,
because fucktards are also renowned not to know what fucktardation even is.
This is conventionally attributed to genetic deprecation of An Heroism,
unless the fucktard is also a fag, in which case he is a weapon of god
against mundanes, and only by that grace permitted to live.
Fucktards do not have friends. Not even other fucktards. This is blatantly
evident to most everyone else, but as fucktardation prevents fucktards from
ever interpreting social cues non-fucktardedly, no amount of explicitly
voiced contempt will ever register in a fucktard's mind as genuine
disapproval. Rather, all seemingly disparaging commentary will be
interpreted as veiled accolade, or, at worst, sarcastically rendered
jocularity. The extent to which the latter interpretation describes reality,
however marred by the fucktard's congenital inability to distinguish "with"
from "at," will only confirm to the fucktard that his awesomeness remains
unchallenged.
So well all know that measekite is the vista group fucktard. Welcome
measekite.
Now go fuck yourself.